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Carmen

Fred Allen (Version 2) · January 13, 1946 · 29 min · 3,489 words

The transcript of “Carmen”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast January 13, 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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It isn't young, whitter brown kiddies. Kurt Allen show with Fred guests, the Emmeline Shakespearean Actom, or each of them.

Kurtman Hocklem, an overpired sister, Mrs. Nussbaum. Allen Reed and false staff open show. The Demarcals, sisters, and Al Goodman and his orchestra. And in case you want to use my charge account at the five intention store, my name is Kenny Downmont.

Tonight we bring you the first man who couldn't stand Jack Benny because he is Fred Allen. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And good evening, ladies and gentlemen. And Kenny, you forgot to mention also that I am involved in this unpopularity contest.

I'm the judge, you know. Yeah, I can't imagine Jack giving away all that money. I'm here. He's a little on the thrifty socks. Frifty. Benny is tighter than the cuffs on a jitterbug's pants. Kenny.

Can he please money? When Benny lets go of a five dollar bill, Lincoln's beard is nothing but a few ingrown hair. On one side and at five o'clock shadow. Don't worry about Benny will make plenty of money on the contest.

Yeah, but how can he give away $10,000 and still make money? Well, as the letters pour in, Benny has ten relatives scraping the glue off the backs of the envelopes. He's going to remake some horses for Crosby.

With the old glue, with the old glue he's going to make fly paper. The fly he catches he's going to sell to people who own goldfish. Oh, who have frogs in their throat? He has a dual market there.

They don't eat a clean up funny Kenny. I wouldn't worry about Mr. D. Well, poorness. Gave the show a quail of a list, arriving as you did. These letters and postcards just came for you.

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