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Take It or Leave It

Fred Allen (Version 2) · January 6, 1946 · 29 min · 4,025 words

The transcript of “Take It or Leave It”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast January 6, 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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friend of Gladys Sibisco's kiddies. Bakers of Group on at Marjor and Tenderleaf T presents the Fred Allen show with Fred's guest Phil Baker, Bertland Hopper, Minerva Fiercest, Mrs. Nussbaum, Allen Reed as false snap open shore.

The Tenderleaf workshop players, the Demarco Sisters, and Al Goodman and his orchestra. And if you're wondering who plays Senator Claghorn, my name is Kenny Delmar. This week ladies and gentlemen Bing Crosby's sponsor started suit to get Bing to go back on the air.

Tonight we bring you a man who's sponsor is thinking of starting suit to get him off the air. And here he is, Fred Allen. Thank you. Thank you and good evening, ladies and gentlemen. And Kenny, I was reading about that being Crosby suit.

You know, I don't really think that being wants to work. I hear he's moving to Stanford. We're off to a nice dull start. Tom will be a highlight. Well, what about your sponsor, Fred? Well, our sponsor thinks I believe he thinks we're a little behind the times with our show, Kenny.

Kenny, how do you mean? Well, all of the other radio programs don't bother with entertainment anymore. They're just giving things away. Jack Benny's giving away $10,000, Bob Hope's giving away Jeeps, and Red Skeleton is giving away automobiles.

Yeah, well, don't you think you should give something away, Fred? I was just going to announce it, Kenny. Attention, ladies and gentlemen, starting next week to every person who wins an automobile on Red Skeleton's program, I will give a road map.

I'll even open the road now. Well, that ought to cause plenty of talk. Yes. And it's the kind of talk I don't want to be around to here, Kenny. I have enough trouble away from you.

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