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Brooklyn Pinafore
Fred Allen (Version 2) · November 25, 1945 · 29 min · 3,160 words
The transcript of “Brooklyn Pinafore”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast November 25, 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Isn't the smiling Irishman and I didn't drive months mad? Thanks to the gag Rochester. Make us a blue-bonnet margarine and Tenderleaf tea presents the Fred Allen show with Fred Cascaz, Leo Durocia, Portland Hopper, Minerva Piles and Mrs. Nussbaum, the Tenderleaf workshop players, the DiMarco sisters, and Al Goodman and his orchestra.
And in case you're doing your Christmas shopping early, my name is Kenny Delmont. Tuesday ladies and gentlemen, an army air force crew completed a record-breaking non-stop flight from Guam to Washington, D.C. in a B-29.
Tonight we bring you a man who will never again, B-29. And here he is. Haha, Brad ours. Thank you and good evening, ladies and gentlemen. And Kenny, I had the misfortune to overhear that joke there.
Haha. A man who will never again, B-29, you are shocked, and I Kenny. Oh, thank you, Fred. You are a shop as either end of a butter ball on a warm day. But I read about that flight from Guam to Washington.
Those AAF boys broke the nonstop nonfuelling record. Well, who held the old record? The old record was held by Superman. Superman? Yes, when Superman flew, he was handicapped by adverse weather conditions. He got caught in the storm as I remember over Alaska. I swarmed on the hem of his cape. Headwinds ripped off his jersey.
His credentials were blown away. Well, Superman, If he landed without that big letter on the front of his jersey, how did people know who he was? Well, Superman is a contortionist, Kenny. He made a nessive himself.
It wasn't for holding that right. Yes, sir. Well, Portland, just in fact. They tell me, did you enjoy your Thanksgiving dinner? And no turkey jokes, please. I heard so many turkey jokes this past week.
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