Christmas

And we've won the morning, our wheels are born, three born and son, to dodge Caesar to Nina's greater road to law.

Very much Bill Goodwin. Thank you ladies and gentlemen. I decided to do my Christmas shopping earlier this year. I know one guy who has a hudson and when he drives in town these days, he doesn't step down into it.

He just shoves it in the gear and puts his head in the glove compartment. Crows everybody's shopping. Jack Benny was shopping too. Jack had an awful dizzy spell. He dropped a dime in a revolving door and it took him five minutes to find it.

Benny, when he was fine, he said not very much because he already has a hundred gifts at home to distribute among his friends. His Christmas heels have arrived. I did my family shopping first, so I asked the clerk what I should get for my boys.

She said, I'm sorry. I don't believe I know what boys want. These are the fingers. She didn't. Wouldn't have helped anyway. She didn't have it. But I did get a great buy-on perfume this year.

I always give perfume. Last year it was Tuzia Moi. The year before it was Tuzia Troy. This year I got a lovely sentence called, Tuzia Smog. I'll laugh at these jokes and make that jump.

catch up. I'll never get the feelings during the wrong business. I'll have some wonderful presents this year. The newest washing machine, not only washes and rinses and drives the clothes, it waddles next door and bars the soap potter.

But this year my family is getting gifts from my den that will help me relax more. Con through a chair, a dressroom, gown, large can of old routine. I've even changed in the calendar on the wall to a hunting scene.