Why Is Everyone So Nice

The Johnson Wax program with Fiverr McGee and Molly. A makers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson's self-publishing blow coat present Marion and Jim Jordan as Fiverr McGee and Molly with Bill Thompson, Billy Mills Orchestra and our new vocal feature, The Kings Men.

The show opens with holy smoke, can't you take a joke? At the day office to get out of bed on the wrong side, especially if your bed is right next to an open window.

So here, climbing back through the window in his pajamas, holding his ears against the cold as his wife holds her ears against his language, we find Fivermigee and Molly. That's a dead rat of an architect.

The plan to window right next to a bed. Here, help me get into the window, Molly. Ah, you poor dear. Oh, that dirty thing. Nigee! Watch your language. And shut the wind, it's cold in here.

It's cold right there. Oh, that's a bad right. I'm so sorry, dearie. How'd you happen to fall out? I had a nightmare. All night long, I dreamt that I couldn't get to sleep. What a night. It was terrible.

Well, that's too bad. Hurry up and get your clothes on, dearie. I'll have breakfast ready and a jiffy. And I'll tell you right now, Mrs. McGee. I'm not going to shave today. You're not? No, I'm not, and that's death in it, see.

All right, sweetheart, I don't blame you big. Well, huh? What was that? I said, I don't blame you big. You're just as handsome to me with or without a shave. Well, every other time I want to go without shaving, you say, get in there and shave.