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Fibber's Car is Stolen

Fibber McGee and Molly · January 16, 1940 · 28 min · 4,054 words

The transcript of “Fibber's Car is Stolen”, an episode of Fibber McGee and Molly first broadcast January 16, 1940. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Fibber McGee and Molly plays Fibber McGee and Molly free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Johnson Wax Program with Fiverr McGee and Molly. The makers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson's self-polishing blowcoat present Marion and Jim Jordan as Fiverr McGee and Molly with Bill Thompson, Jimmy Shields and Billy Mills Orchestra.

The show opens with Rise and Shine. For most of us, these are the bad weather days, and that means that floors come in for more than their usual punishment. Kitchen floors especially. The milkman, the delivery boy, your own children, track in and out.

And if it weren't for Johnson's self-polishing blowcoat, down on your knees half the time keeping your kitchen floor clean. With glowcoat on your linoleum the job is easy. Wet footprints and stains are quickly wiped up with a damp cloth.

Glowcoat is a protection guarding the linoleum against wear and preserving the colors in all their fresh beauty. And of course there's practically no work at all to applying glowcoat. It's self-pallishing, it shines while it dries without any rubbing or bumping. You simply apply and let dry. In twenty minutes you have a sparkling floor, easy to keep clean, and

And you've saved yourself hours of work. Johnson's self-pallishing blowcoat is a labor saver for your wood floors, too, varnished or painted. Save yourself the work of floor scrubbing. Take life easier by using Johnson's blowcoat, the easy-to-use floor polish.

For Shakespeare, who said, beware the Ides of March, for then, Violet, he will pay double lift caught with ye last year's license plates.

And so here, approaching the Auto License Bureau, we find Faber-McGee and Molly. I sure hate to get a new license just when I got the old one memorized. I never could memorize it. How'd you ever do it, Diddy?

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