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Fibber McGee and Molly · 1943 · 26 min · 4,215 words
The transcript of “1943 Income Tax Return”, an episode of Fibber McGee and Molly from 1943. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Fibber McGee and Molly plays Fibber McGee and Molly free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The makers of Johnson's Wack, Johnson's Car New, and Johnson's self-publishing glowcoat present, Vibber McGee and Molly, written by Don Quint, with music by the Kingsman and Billy Mills Orchestra. The Spanish used to burn people they didn't like.
In England they want to cut off your ears for stealing a penny. Russia has the whip, but for sheer ingenuity and instruments of torture, American genius wins again. refer to income tax form 1040 such as the mailman has just brought to Fiverr McGee and Molly. I don't have to fill out that income tax thing right now
be a McGee I thought you had to march 15. Have you read this thing? It's gonna take till March 15. Listen where the tax liability of an individual for 1942 is discharged and such tax liability is greater than the tax for 1943 the excess of 1942 over the tax 1943 tax liability added to the 1943 tax liability.
You understand that? Yes, no, but I bet it's beautiful in the original Egyptian. I better sit right down on stocks in the beginning. Now let me see. For the county year 1943 or fiscal year beginning, hey, what's fiscal mean?
Fiscal? Fiscal, FISK. Well, I think that's a rascal who goes fishing. Maybe I better just use the calendar year. I know what that is. No, I see. There's McGee 79 most of the sudden. Wait a minute now, dearie.
Better look at Mr. and Mrs. Mr. and McGee. Isn't this a joint return? Oh, can it be? We don't own any joints. No, I mean, aren't we? Well, doesn't this return? They include both of us?
Well, I don't know. Look at the instruction sheet. Oh, my gosh. Look at the instruction. Now I am scared. Oh, that is. Boy. I think we could make out the tax sheet all right, but we're going to need help with the instructions.
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