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Steals A Car

Fibber McGee and Molly · May 18, 1943 · 30 min · 4,514 words

The transcript of “Steals A Car”, an episode of Fibber McGee and Molly first broadcast May 18, 1943. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Fibber McGee and Molly plays Fibber McGee and Molly free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Johnson Wax program was Fiverr McGee and Molly. The makers of Johnson's Wax, Johnson's Car New, and Johnson's self-follishing blowcoat present Fiverr McGee and Molly, written by Don Quinn, with music by the Kingsman and Billy Mills Orchestra.

This thing led her from a woman who proposed a use for Johnson's Wax, which she thought might be long in our department of unusual uses. It had to do with protecting and improving the looks of porch floors and woodwork.

woodwork now that spring is here and porches are coming into use again in so many parts of the country. Well this use for Johnson's wax really isn't unusual but it's a good idea especially now that homes throughout the land are getting their spring house cleaning.

Clean your porch floors now and then spread on a quarter to a Johnson's paste or liquid wax. Wax the woodwork too. You'll be giving the finish whether paint or varnish honest to goodness protection against dirt and the rains that blow through your port screen and you'll make future cleaning easy because the extra dirt and

dust that accumulates on porches is easy to wipe off Johnson wax floors and woodwork. One thing about being an average citizen it's the exciting things that happen to balance the dull things that makes you average. Like what is happening

right now to Fiverr McGee and Molly. Hey Molly, Molly, some awful is happening. I'll take it easy, McGee. Whatever it is in 20 or 30 years, you'll look back at it and laugh. Yeah. I'll be looking back at it through the bars of a jail.

That's where I'll be looking back at it through the... I'm in an awful mess, Molly. Oh, McGee, you get into more students than a restaurant oyster. All right, tell mother. Well, look. I stole a car.

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