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Fibber McGee and Molly · April 6, 1943 · 39 min · 3,397 words
The transcript of “Is Ill”, an episode of Fibber McGee and Molly first broadcast April 6, 1943. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Fibber McGee and Molly plays Fibber McGee and Molly free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Johnson Wax program was Fiverr McGee and Molly. The makers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson's self-pallaging blow coat present Fiverr McGee and Molly, written by Don Quinn with music by the Kingsman and Billy Mails Orchestra.
They say that in the spring a young man's fancy. While this is spring, the squire of 79 wist for this day is not as young as he was and consequently doesn't feel so fancy.
In fact he feels awful. So, hold your diagnosis for the next half hour and get a load of Bibber McGee and Molly. McGee, what's the matter with you today? You've been grumping around here like a centipede with bunions.
I don't know. I just don't feel good. I think I'm coming down with something. Yes, and I know what you're coming down with, too. You do? Yes, you're coming down with a rug out of the upstairs hall and beat it out in the backyard.
No, no, I'm not. I'm too sick for that stuff. No kidding. I got no pep today. I'm not good for anything. Ah, go on. You've just gotten a cute attack of honesty, dearie. Huh? What are your symptoms, if I'm...
Oh, I'll give them to you alphabetically. Hey, I'm all wore out. B, I'm pushed. C, I got chills. D, I'm dead. E, I got no energy. And F, I need a physician. Have you got a headache?
No, I haven't. The worst thing I got is no pet. I got no energy. I just want to sit on and rest all the time. What's the matter with me anyway? Oh, I think it's just temporary.
You only felt that way for 25 years. It'll go away. I think I ought to have a doctor. Nonsense. Go out and take a walker. Take a nap in the porch, swinger. Maybe mow the lawn.
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