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Fibber McGee and Molly · December 16, 1941 · 29 min · 4,390 words
The transcript of “Cuts His Own Christmas Tree”, an episode of Fibber McGee and Molly first broadcast December 16, 1941. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Fibber McGee and Molly plays Fibber McGee and Molly free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Johnson Wax program with Fibber McGee and Molly. The makers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson's self-publishing glowcoat present Fibber McGee and Molly, written by Don Quinn, with songs by Martha Tilton and the Kingsmen, and music by Billy Mills.
The show opens with the National Emblem March. Ladies and gentlemen, I heard an officer of the Red Cross speak last night. He was asking for money.
He said in part that it was customary these days to prefneer me by request for help with an apology. an apology, but that he wasn't making any apology. Neither are we. The Red Cross needs fifty million dollars, urgently and immediately. Now for 130 million people, that's the price of a few cigars or a lipstick. The Red Cross is always ready to help in times of war and
disaster, and from now on the demands upon them will be great. But we are a great nation. Let's give till it hurts. Master of 79 wistful vista is not one to squander a buck in the quarter for a Christmas tree When he can drive out of the woods and chop down his own no sir
And here driving up to the house frostbitten but triumphant we find that lumberjack who saves Jack on his lumber Fiverr of Fiver McGee and Molly Gotta get them breaks fixed Boy am I cool? Well, come on, Christmas tree. Come to Popeye.
You got a new home. You're getting snow all over the hall. Why didn't you stamp your feet? Why should I stamp my feet? I ain't mad at anybody. Besides, they're so cold. I'm just walking from memory.
Oh. Here you poor lad. Let me take your coat and you're mittin'. Thanks, Molly. Hey, take a gun at that tree. Will ya? H.C. Up, Upper? Haven't these days? It certainly is. It was the pick of the whole woods, Molly. I had to fight off twenty other guys to get it, too.
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