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Fibber McGee and Molly · April 8, 1941 · 29 min · 4,489 words
The transcript of “Builds Telescope”, an episode of Fibber McGee and Molly first broadcast April 8, 1941. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Fibber McGee and Molly plays Fibber McGee and Molly free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Johnson Wax program with Fibber McGee and Molly. The makers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson's self-publishing blow coat present Fibber McGee and Molly, written by Don Quinn with music by the Kingsman and Billy Mills Orchestra.
The show opens with It's High Time. Let me ask you ladies a very personal question. Along about this time of year, do you begin to get those spring house cleaning blues?
Not I, Mr. Wilcox. Several years ago, you sold me on the idea of keeping house with Johnson's wet, and spring housekeeping just doesn't get me down anymore. Well, that's great. Do you mind telling everybody what you mean by keeping house with Johnson's wax?
Not at all. It's really very simple. You'd be surprised how many things I wax in my home. My floor is of course, and my furniture too, but that's not all. I wax my window seals, Venetian blinds, pantry shelves, radiator covers, my baby's high chair, even his kitty car.
And my woodwork and enamel refrigerator, picture frames, luggage, shoes... And that's what you mean by keeping house with Johnson's wax? Yes. The wax protects all these things against wear and dirt. It makes my entire home more beautiful.
And cleaning both the regular kind of the big spring cleaning job is so much easier. Thanks to you, Mr. Wilkop. No, thanks to genuine Johnson's wax, if you don't mind. Sold by dealers everywhere, the world round.
Besides a chump of himself, there are many things a man can make around the house. Thank you. One of them is a telescope and wouldn't you just know that's what the master of 79 Westphovista would be working on as we meet Fibber McGee and Molly Hot dog this thing is coming along swell Molly. That's nice. I haven't finished almost any time now
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