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Fibber McGee and Molly · April 1, 1941 · 27 min · 4,168 words
The transcript of “Missing Fender”, an episode of Fibber McGee and Molly first broadcast April 1, 1941. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Fibber McGee and Molly plays Fibber McGee and Molly free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Johnson Wax program with Fiverr McGee and Molly. The makers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson's self-polishing glow coat present Fiverr McGee and Molly, written by Don Quinn, with music by the Kingsmen and Billy Mills Orchestra. The show opens with, I struck a match on the moon.
I'll imagine it being April the 1st. Man, it's an awful temptation for all of us to play April Fool tricks on our friends.
But you know there's one thing I just couldn't fool you about. Johnson's self-polishing glow coat gives such honest commendable service to so many of you women in saving you work and saving your floors from where that it's practically foolproof.
I suppose in years time, Glo-Cote saves you as many hours of work as anything you ever used in your home. That's because, Glo-Cote, the modern floor polish, doesn't need any rubbing or buffing. You simply apply and let dry.
And in twenty minutes, Glo-Cote has protected your linoleum floors with a gleaming, long-lasting polish that is a delight to the eye. And there's no fooling about that protection either, because Glo-Cote really makes your linoleum last much longer and keeps its colors fresh and bright. At the same time, it saves you work. If you're not using Johnson's self-polishing glowcoats on your floors, try
some this week. Some women are better drivers than some men, but some men don't think so, including the squire of 79 West Fulfista. And his convictions would appear to be supported.
As we find, driving home from a shopping trip with Mrs. Uppington as passenger and the left rear fender missing. Molly of Fiverr McGee and Molly. Dale, home again safe and sound. Won't you come in and have a slug of hot tea?
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