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Early To Bed

Fibber McGee and Molly · February 18, 1941 · 58 min · 3,531 words

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The Johnson Wax program with Fiverr McGee and Molly. The makers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson's self-following glowcoat present Fiverr McGee and Molly, written by Don Quinn, with music by the Kingsman and Billy Mills Orchestra.

The show opens with It High Time. When you left your kitchen a little while ago, did you happen to notice your linoleum floors? Were they something to be proud of or ashamed of?

Are the colors still fresh and bright or are they faded and gloomy? Is the floor sparkling and gleaming so you're happy to work there? Or is it the kind of floor that never seems to get clean?

Well, if you are not already using Johnson's self-polishing glowcoat, find out how easy it is to have beautiful kitchen floors with practically no work. Buy a can of glowcoat tomorrow. Pour it onto your floors, spread it around, and let it dry.

That's all there is to it. There's no rubbing or buffing with glowcoat. In 20 minutes it dries to a beautiful, hard, long-lasting polish that brings out the colors of your linoleum, saves you cleaning work, and makes the linoleum itself last much longer.

You really couldn't ask for more than that from any polish, could you? Remember the name Johnson's Blowcoat, spelled G-L-O-C-O-A-T. Ladies and gentlemen, through the courtesy of Johnson's wags, we bring you the more or less correct time.

At Ida, Idaho, it's 732.5 Rocky Mountain Time. That chow main, it is 9.32 and 3.25 Eastern time. At Unsky Siberia, it's still yesterday. And at 79 Westphovista, it's time we dropped in on Weber-McGae and Molly.

Hey Molly, you know what time it is? No, does it matter? Well, just to me, on the county, you know what I'm gonna do? Gary, if I could ever foresee what you're going to do, I'd be one of those happy mediums people are always striking.

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