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Fibber McGee and Molly · October 15, 1940 · 29 min · 3,927 words
The transcript of “Missing Screwdriver”, an episode of Fibber McGee and Molly first broadcast October 15, 1940. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Fibber McGee and Molly plays Fibber McGee and Molly free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Johnson Wax Program. The makers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson's self-polishing blow coat present Faber-McGae and Molly, incident number 258, written by Don Quinn with music by the Kingsman and Billy Mills Orchestra. The show opens with, The World is in My Arms.
Have you ever stopped to think how many labor-saving devices You modern women have in your homes compared with the homes of fifty years ago. How would you like to give up your telephone, your washing machine, vacuum cleaner, electric refrigerator or food mixer, just to mention a few?
Well, I know the answer. And I know something else you wouldn't like to give up. That labor-saving floor-polished Johnson self-polishing glowcoat. Think of having to go back to old-fashioned scrubbing again to keep your linoleum floors clean.
Yes, housekeeping certainly has been made more pleasant with glowcoat to save you work every month and to make your linoleum wear longer too. Women who aren't now using Johnson's Glowcoat in their homes are missing a lot because glowcoat requires no rubbing or buffing.
You simply apply and let dry. In 20 minutes your floor is sparkling and gleaming with a beautiful long lasting polish. If you have any friends who don't know Johnson's self-polishing glowcoat, you will be doing them a favor to mention it to them.
You know, there's nothing like a handyman about the house, is there? Oh, is there? Well, well, Spipper would be a handier man if he could keep track of his screwdriver. He thinks it's in his tool chest.
So he brought the tool chest up into the living room, which is no place for a tool chest. And here, emptying things out of the tool chest, we find, Bibber McGee and Molly. Our goodness, thanks, McGee.
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