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May Festival Play

Fibber McGee and Molly · May 7, 1940 · 28 min · 3,722 words

The transcript of “May Festival Play”, an episode of Fibber McGee and Molly first broadcast May 7, 1940. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Fibber McGee and Molly plays Fibber McGee and Molly free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Johnson Wax program with Pibber McGee and Molly. The makers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson's self-polishing blow code present Marion and Jim Jordan as Pibber McGee and Molly with Bill Thompson, the Kingsman and Billy Mails Orchestra.

The show opens with crazy rhythm. You're written, directed and produced for the woman's club by Pibber McGee. It's entitled, When Night Hood Do All The Stuff.

Or who wants to rassel in the castle. And the curtain has just risen on the third gripping act, where in a gleaming suit of armor, Sir Lancelot is seen talking to the fairy lain. These two parts we see by the program are taken by Weber, McGee and Molly.

Lancelot, do not be so distant. Come up closer to me, fair knight. Oh, God. Woods that thou didst not have to fight the Black Knight in young tournament today. I fear me that some harm will put chance comes to thou.

Say not so. Say not so, fair to me. He thinks I can best this black knight with one eye tied behind me. Barely, Elaine, he is a poluga. A pushover for Sue. Ah. There speaketh me own true Lancelot.

Yeah. Remember I am banking on you, my fair knight. Ah, yes. Bank knight. Dust thou not get it, Elaine. Lane. Thou said they are banking on me and I come with a goodly quip. Ain't funny Nick Lancelot.

Gab Zootes. I would fame have done better. Didn't not these iron pants cramp with my style somewhat. This is my Lancelot. Someone approached you at the drawbridge. Is that what that was? Could it be the man who comes to our house when Popper's gone away?

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