Family Getaway to Beaver Falls

Mother, our post-40% brand flakes really the best tasting cereal of them all. Well, your father says so and Father Knows Best. Yes, its Father Knows Best transcribed a Hollywood starring Robert Young as Father. A half hour visit with your neighbors the Anderson.

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The farmer said, well, you go down the road about a mile, turn left at the schoolhouse. No, that's not right. You go down the road to the gas station, via right, and... No, that's wrong. You go about two miles east and swing left and...

No, that's not it. The tourist says, look, which way do I go? go and the farmer says sorry stranger you can't get there from here well if you think that's far-fetched listen to events as they shape up in the white frame house on maple street this evening Jim Anderson starts it with a

casual and perfectly innocent remark like this by the way Margaret I've got to run over to beaver falls tonight got some business to take care of that tomorrow oh how long will you be gone I'll be back tomorrow night do you need any clothes No, I'll just take a clean shirt next to pair of socks.

Well, I'd better hurry dinner along. What time do you leave? I think the train pulls out at 8.40. Oh, well, you'll have plenty of time, then. Yes, that's right, 8.40. Say, Mom, do you know where my other tennis chute?