Gossip

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A gossip is always a woman, except when the gossips are man. There's a little bit of gossip in the best of us, isn't it? Not that we want to talk about people, perish for bid, but, well, one thing leads to another and you know how it is.

That's the way it is with the Anderson's at any rate. They'd rather die than gossip about their friends, and they don't. Except on very rare occasions. Like this. Janie, she didn't. She did? Whoa! Betty!

Just a minute, Father. Janie, you know I don't like to talk about people, but... Well, Mary Ann didn't exactly see her, but her cousin Phyllis has a friend. Betty, for the love of Pete, I've got to use the phone.

Just a minute, Janie. Father, this is very important! Nothing can be that important. It's almost two o'clock, and you've been on the phone since noon. Father, don't be redic. I'm not being redick and get off the phone Okay, I'll be two on two seconds Hello, Jamie. Where were we Betty? Oh?

Marion's cousin Phyllis's friend. She's the girl who runs the lending library sister She was standing right there and she told Phyllis Betty give me that phone father, please I said give it to me. Don't you want to see who's at the door? I?