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Father Knows Best · April 5, 1951 · 29 min · 4,556 words
The transcript of “It Pays to Borrow”, an episode of Father Knows Best first broadcast April 5, 1951. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Father Knows Best plays Father Knows Best free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Is Max Willhouse the best coffee in the whole world? Well, your father says so, and your father knows best. Yes, it's father knows best. Transcribed in Hollywood, starring Robert Young as father. A half hour visit with your neighbors, the Anderson.
Brought to you by Max Willhouse. The coffee that's bought and enjoyed by more people than any other brand of coffee at any price. Max Willhouse, always good to the last drop. Some 300 years ago, it was said in Rochester by an Earl of the same name.
It is a very good world that we live in, to lend or to spend or to give in, but to beg or to borrow or get a man's own, it is the very worst world that ever was known.
Well, 300 years haven't changed as much, and Rochester or Springfield, borrowing is still a popular pastime with a large portion of our citizenry. Not our old friend Jim Anderson, however, he is definitely opposed to borrowing and he comes right out and says so in a few Thousand well-chosen words like this the Phillips have a waffle iron
Why did they have to borrow ours? Because Helen had a bridge luncheon and she served waffles and she wanted to make more than one at a time Helen that's lame brain Jim, please well, there isn't anybody here and if I can't Good morning dear Jim, I've told you so many times. She didn't hear me. Morning, Daddy. Good morning, Kathy. Drink your orange juice, dear.
But have some nice hot waffles as soon as bud gets back with the waffle iron. Okay. Daddy. Yes, kitten. Who's the lame brain? Well, we were just May I have some coffee, Margaret. Of course, dear, in which pocket would you like it?
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