What was his Name

My fair is Maxwell House the best coffee in the whole world? Well your father says so and your father knows best. Yes it's father knows best, transcribed in Hollywood starring Robert Young as father. A half hour visit with your neighbors the Andesans, brought to you by Maxwell House.

The coffee that's bought and enjoyed by more people than any other brand of coffee at any price. Maxwell House always good to the last drop. They say curiosity once killed a cat, a fate that's both proper and fiten.

So why not give thanks for the good fortune that let you pry yet not die like a kitten? The point we're trying to make is that curiosity is not confined to cats. It's a human frailty as well.

And when it comes to frailties, well, we doubt that you'll find anyone quite as human or as frail as our dear friends in Springfield the Andesans like this. Margaret, may I say that in my long years as a lover of good red beef, never has a more succulent morsel past my lips.

Well, thank you, dear. What he say? He liked the roast beef. Oh. And now as a fitting climax to an unforgettable repast, may I be favored with a cup of Mr. Maxwell's finest. Of course, dear.

But... He wants his coffee. Oh... There you are. Thank you. From the bottom of a happy and carefree heart, I say thank you. What's the matter with him? He sold a big policy this afternoon.

Oh... Farley Granger. What was that there? Janie said it was Farley Granger, as if she knew. Realizing full well that I ought to have my brains examined, still I ask, what about Farley Granger? There isn't any reason at all for thinking that's who she meant.