Family Car Stolen

Mother, is Maxwell House the best coffee in the whole world? Well, your father says so, and your father knows best. Yes, it's father knows best. Transcribed in Hollywood starring Robert Young as father. A half hour visit with your neighbors, the Anderson's.

Brought to you by America's favorite coffee, Maxwell House. The coffee that's always good to the last drop. This, unfortunately, is the time of year when most young people become arsonists at heart. As they sleep, the gentlest smiles creep softly across their gay young faces.

Smiles caused by a joyous vision, a glorious dream of the schoolhouse burning down. Yes, this is the time of year when the young ones return to their scholastic grime. And in Springfield, in the White Frame House on Maple Street, the morning is a hectic one indeed, like this.

Jill! Who's in there? Jim, your coffee's ready, do you want it now? I want to get into the bathroom, I have to shave. Betty? What? Well, who's in the bathroom? I think it's five. Good.

Bud! Did you want something, Dad? What are you doing in there? I'm taking a shower. Well, why did you lock the door? I don't have any clothes on. Bud. Yes, Dad? Hurry up. Okay, Dad, I'll be right out.

I dream of a teeny with a mime He doesn't have any clothes on Of course everybody else takes a shower and a raccoon coat I don't know what's gotten into that boy It acts more like his mother's side of the family every day Hanging up there Oh the same old thing Honey isn't there anything we can do about a schedule for the bathroom that gets worse every morning?