Le Music Hall

Many years ago, when I was so small, I slipped into a music hall. How was I to know? Curiosity. What cost me my virginity? In a single night, I learned all the facts about the birds and bees and tipp-tack.

I remember seven Turkish I grow fast Who taught me on the natural act Benter bound I had them all right in my hand The pianist confessed to me There was a horse in his family tree A contortionist seemed to get his kicks Forcing little me into the chinese bliss Girl friends, the trained dogs were quite a treat

They thought Mwah was a bitch and he hit it Lers were look how to juggle all their balls I learned all them in the air Thinking to recall is I am new