Archie Wins a Trip to Honolulu

It's Duffy's Tavern, brought to you transcribed by the National Broadcasting Company, with Charlie Catteris Finnegan. Hazel Sherman is Miss Duffy, Fatsby Sean at the piano, and starring Archie himself, Ed Gardner. Duffy's Tavern, where the elite mate date Archie the Man just bacon Duffy ain't here.

Oh, oh, Duffy, why'd you get for Christmas? Drunk, huh? Well, how do you feel? A pink elephant just walked into the room? Duffy, take another look. That's what I thought. Just Mrs. Duffy in a nightgown.

And, well, it's the end of the holiday season, Duffy. And by the way, the new 1952 calendar just arrived. Oh, yeah. Some pictures on it. You ought to see January. Real hot looking blonde, you know, wearing one of them's kimpy ski suits.

What a pair of skis. Huh? Fabio Ari? Let me see. Fabio Ari is even better. She's peeled off her coat. I see her. Only cat. March. A hat's gone and a skis have disappeared. I just can't wait to see what happens in April.

Mmm, a Boy Scout rubbing two sticks together. Enough account is Duffy, I'm busy working on a book, huh? Well, I'm checking last year's fiscals. Well, as I say it, Duffy, considering the instability of the domestic market and the fluctuating devaluation of the Frank plus other unpredictable seasonal factors, we're broke.

broke. And watch the remedy. Well, I suggest that we liquidate our bonded assets by watering the stock. You agree? Good. That's put some more water in the bar, right? More water? Mr. Archer, right now that bar I sold defenseless, it's a wonder to even occupy it by Russia.

Just that cell, after liquor's so weak, then why did three drink McTavish fall down drunk last night? He wasn't drunk. He was just water long. Stop arguing water that drinks, will ya? Now, you remember the recipe, don't you? Two jiggies of rye and one of water.