Archie's Tea Room

Let's make it a happy party. Everybody's saying that's a good time Hello, Duffy's having what the elite mate thee dachi to mind just breaking up the ain't here. Oh, well, Duffy What's no, nothing much.

A messenger just brought a package from that weight read dose in place. You know, one that's been trying to take that blubber off your fat wife. No, no, there's no message. Just the white flag.

What else is no, well, you know Mrs. Piddleton? Well Abigail has now worked a hundred thousand bucks, thanks to Italy. A third husband fell into Vesuvius. Am I gonna consola? Better than that, Duffy, I'm gonna marry her. Why? I got a lot of reasons.

A hundred thousand of them. Okay, so she ain't got legs like Betty Grebel. He ain't even got legs like Harry James. Look, for a hundred thousand bucks I'll be in a position to the gamble that long streets come back.

What'd you say about Mrs. Piddleton? She's got a face that would work? Duffy, on behalf of my future wife, I resent that. The idea. A face that'd stop a sundial. Maybe it wouldn't stop it, but it sure slowed it down.

Oh yeah, I'll brook no more. He slurs on Mrs. Piddleton's ugly face, Mrs. Duffy. In a short time I'm gonna be making love to one and I'm trying to get in the mood It ain't easy Why don't you go practice over there practice? What do you mean? Rob knows what the moves here

No, it's with it. That's a ridiculous comparison look at that moose head look at that long nose them bulging eyes them teeth Diving! My what some men won't do for a hundred thousand dollars. It ain't the hundred thousand, it's the principle of the thing.