Archie Helps Nephew Morton with School Work

Casting company with Charlie Catter is Finnegan. Hazel Sherman is Miss Duffy, fat speashone at the piano and starring Archie himself and Gardener. Hello Duffy's tavern where the elite meat, meat, and archie demand just bacon, Duffy ain't here.

Hello Duffy. How's business? Well, let me put it this way. You know that mouse that's been living in the cash register? Well, he finally packed up and left. Yeah, the register's been open so seldom he was beginning to develop night blindness.

Well, leave his face at tough. He's business so bad that our old customers is not only eating at Grogons, they're coming back here and using our stomach pump. What else is new? Well, we've been getting some nasty phone calls about to fight here last night.

Yeah, second story Jackson lost his hat and his blackjack, and Louis Delush was making a big fuss over losing his toupee. Well, it seems a scalp was still in it. You think it's an unhealthy atmosphere for me, little nephew Morton?

Look, don't worry about Morton Duffy, we've been treating him with loving hands. You know what I'm even doing every morning? I'm having milk delivered from him. Milk? You know that white stuff without the head?

Well, look, I'm busy. I'm surprised little Morton by doing his homework for him. I'll call you later, Dobby. Hey, Fats. Yeah. Where are Morton's schoolbooks? Right here. Oh, thanks. Let's see. Joraga-free. Mr. Harmony. Trigger-momentry.

I think I'll take a boat that this one is, uh, Albrigie. That's, uh, read me the first question. Okay, divide 3942 by 7,863. Very good question. Let me see, 3942 by 7863. I used to know the answer to that one.