Archie's Nephew Morton to Visit

By transcription hello Duffy's tavern. What do you late mate? He'd hunchy to manage his bacon Duffy ain't here. Oh Oh Duffy house business. It's staggering the customers Dido By the way Duffy we just got a letter congratulating us on a new 30 cent lunch Yes, it was sent by Cavendish the Undertaker

Hey says the lunches helped this business And only one complaint. Last week he had to bury two of them, still clutching their forks. Yeah, lucky we're using the old silverware. And his moormail told her, build and inspect the sentence a nice letter of recommendation.

Yeah, he recommends a night quake. And he says, the wood in our walls are so rotten that termites have started bringing their own lunch. Well, we'll have to do something about it someday, then we got another letter here and closing a clip in about the New York Police Department.

Yeah, they got the first prize for having the most fingerprints of criminals in the whole country. Second prize went to our roll of towel. Yeah, that's something to be proud of, Duffy. And then there's another letter.

Hey, wait a minute. This one's for me personal. I'll call you back later. Okay, so long. Who's a letter from, mister, aren't you? I don't know if that's it's got the initials MP on the envelope.

I wonder if it's from a member of Parliament or maybe it could be from the military police. Or it could be from our kitchen. An MP in a kitchen? Mice patrol. Very facetious. Let's see here.

MP. Holy cat. It's from Enefium. What in Parkinson's? Gee. Imagine hearing from little Morten, he's me aunt's kid, you know, on the diss staff side? No, on the riff-raff side. Let's see what he has to say. Dear Uncle Archie.