Duffy's Tavern · April 13, 1951 · 29 min · 3,897 words
The transcript of “Rosenbloom Floor Show”, an episode of Duffy's Tavern first broadcast April 13, 1951. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Duffy's Tavern plays Duffy's Tavern free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Ed Gardner. Hello, Duffy's Tavern, where the elite neat feet, to manage his bacon, Duffy ain't here. Oh, oh, Duffy. Huh? Well, we just had a couple of them government inspectors in again. Yeah, they was kicking about their ceiling on our food. I know it's a no regulation, but they was kicking about a rudder ceiling. A couple
of pieces of it fell in their soup. Well, I think we should be proud that we're the only restaurant in town where a customer can get plastic eaten soup. And, well, the only other guy you could call a celebrity that was in tonight was Dr. Torpy, the tree surgeon.
The tree surgeon, he had us the guy, he seems one of his patients needed a transfusion. And he was here looking for sap donuts. So I told him to hang around a while at Maxie Rosenblum, it'd be here.
Yeah, Maxie, the fighter. He had the pleasure to have him down here, you know. He landed such dignity and a clair to the place. Such a real gentleman, you know, and his whole life. He never hit anybody outside of the ring. I'm to think of it, he never hit anybody inside it. Well, I'm going to try to get him to act in our No Floor Show. But Duppy's a natural
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