Arthur Treacher Classes Up the Joint

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Hello Duffy's Tavern, where do you meet Dean Archie to manage his bacon, Duffy ain't here. Well, Duffy, what's the matter? You sound like you got this temper.

You heard there was a big fight here last night? Stuff, there was nothing. All that happened was you see at 12 o'clock I went up to sway Joe Hanson and I told him to go home.

Well, you know Joe Hanson always gets cock-eyed on one drink, usually the 17th. Well, anyway, I tell him to go home so he turns to me and he tells me to, well, he made a suggestion.

So I politely tell him that if he don't leave the premises, I'll have him ejaculated. So he says, oh yeah? So I says, oh yeah. So he says, oh yeah? So I says, oh yeah.

So he says, you and who else? So I says, me and nobody else. You know that Joe Hanson don't scam me just because he has that wooden leg. Well anyway, he unscrews his wooden leg, swings it at me, misses me, and hits more air at the on the skull.