Arthur Treacher Fashion Lecture

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Yeah, that's right, the sour puss. Well, you know how some guys go around looking as though they smelled something bad? Treacher looks like he found it. I've seen him in pictures, Duffy. He's the tall, thin, silent type, sort of an English-gary cooper.

I mean, he says, right ho instead of yep. Yeah, he usually takes the part of the putler at a valet, you know. The valet, the guy whose profession is putting on clothes, sort of a reverse gypsy rose leaf.

Yeah, terrific guy, Duffy, very, very suave. Your wife says, you're suave? Duffy, she means you're a big fat suave. Well, the creature is different. He's very stiff and cold and a little foa is where his former clothes, you know.

He sort of gives you the impression he's looking at you from a coffin. Well, look, I got it going. I'm expecting Clancy to cop. The policeman is having a meeting here. They're annual footbath and discussion club.

And I'm arranging for Arthur Treacher to give him a lecture on men's clothes. You think they'd rather have gypsy rose Lee, huh? Oh, it's a years of talkin' to you. Archie, how come you're all dressed up tonight?