Guest Bob Crosby

Crystal Myers, makers of Mom, the Saint for the Order and my tellers for well-droomed hair, bring you W. Dufferin' trans-tribes with our guest tonight, Bob Crosby, and starring Archie himself and Gartner! MUSIC Hello, Duffy, Stavin' when you leak me see, Archie the man just speakin' up, he ain't here.

Oh, hello, Duffy, and tonight, Bob Crosby. No, Duffy, Bob Crosby. Yeah, Ice-Sats. Yeah, yeah, he's Everett's brother. Well, I'm bringing him down to help me romance a day. Yeah, Duffy, I'm in love, you know.

You heard me love. Look, what brought you and Mrs. Duffy together? A Winchester. Well, uh, with Gwenlyn me it's real love, Duffy. Well, certainly I'm sure of it, Duffy. You know, when a guy is known a day for 24 hours and ain't it to how much money she's got, what else can it be?

Look, look now, it's no use trying to talk me out of it. I have been smitten and I intend to stay smart. Okay. Some enchanted evening. You know what, that song haunts me. It haunts you, huh?

Well, sure, you just murdered it. What's the name of that song? It's called Summon Chanting Evening. It's one of the hit tones from that show I seen last night, that's South Pacific, you know, it's my favorite song.

Ain't that the show with Mary Martin? Yes, so it's Mary Martin and that the Anciope Pinshead. You heard me Pinshead. Look, Ben, what's your favorite song? My favorite? The one me mother sent me when I was a baby.

How did it go? Look, a boy baby, in the tree cup, if the ball breaks, the baby will drop. That's the part that used to get me. Why? My mother said it was justice. Probably explains your weakness for music.