Guest Charles Coburn

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Hello Duffy's Tavern, where the elite meat seat, Archie the man just pickin' Duffy in here. Oh, hello Duffy. Tonight, Charles Coburn. Charles Coburn. Not Duffy don't hang up. All right, so one week it ain't a thing.

Huh? You never heard of Copern? Duffy, I'm surprised. The gentleman's histrionic talents have made him one of the foremost exponents of justice. Yes, he's a ham. Hair's been in show business for years. How old is he?

Well, let me put it this way. He's old enough to know what it's all about, but you ain't young enough to do nothing about it. Yeah, that's right. A lot like Joseph. Except if Coburn ever got down on one knee, he'd never get up again.

Nice. House business here? Well, we're running ahead of yesterday. Yeah, we was closed yesterday. Well, you know something, W. You know what would help business here? A good at-a-thwall man, you know? A good front man.

man. Huh? Well, when a customer comes into place, what's the first thing he thinks about? Right. About leaving. So, we got to have a front man to block the door and this coal barn is a natural for the job. Yeah. You ought to see the front the guy puts on.

Mr. and Dury's, uh, well, we'd expect him to go up to the customers, you know, and in quiet, for instance, how they like the food here. Duffy, who's gonna hit a guy his age? Well, look, I'm busy now, I'll call you back.