Duffy's Tavern · April 20, 1949 · 29 min · 3,416 words
The transcript of “Cass Daley as a Possible Groom for Miss Duffy”, an episode of Duffy's Tavern first broadcast April 20, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Duffy's Tavern plays Duffy's Tavern free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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I'm gonna kick him out. Bristol Myers, makers of I-Pan-a-Tooth Face, for the smile of beauty and by-talus for well-groomed hair, bring you Duffy's Tavern, with our guest tonight, Cass Daly, and starring Archie himself, Ed Gardner.
Hello Duffy's Tavern, when you late meet Dean Archie, the man just speaking Duffy ain't here. Hello Duffy, tonight's Cass Daly. While she's sort of a Martha Ray, a Betty Hutton, and a Judy Knover all rolled up into a mojorie mane.
Yeah, when I'm hutch at the Ames Duffy, full of BIM-vigorous and vitaly. In fact, they tell me that when a vitamin pill is feeling low, it takes one of her. And what a voice. You ought to hear her new phonograph record though.
All right, Louie, drop the gun. He sings it so loud, Louis could shoot the gun and nobody would hear it. What does she look like? Well, leave me put it this way. You know what I'm trick mirrors down at Coney Island?
Well, on them cast daily looks beautiful. What's looking in your daughter? Well, it's hard to say, you know, be kind of a Mexican standoff. Well, why do you ask that question? You think it's time a stuffy got married?
I could have told you that 20 years ago. You want to put up a dowry of 500 bucks to get her husband? Really? Duffy? Your daughter's got an agent. Did you hear that Eddie? Duffy is offering 500 bucks to get a guy to marry Miss Duffy.
Marr Miss Duffy? Well, that shouldn't be too tough. You don't think so? Oh, they split the atom, didn't they? Hey, look, why don't you mind, Miss Duffy and collect the money you sell? I know, and he earned me and got enough in common.
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