Duffy's Tavern · April 6, 1949 · 29 min · 3,810 words
The transcript of “Archie and Finnegan Double Date Gypsy Rose Lee”, an episode of Duffy's Tavern first broadcast April 6, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Duffy's Tavern plays Duffy's Tavern free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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I tell us for well-gruned hair and truchet the hand lotion with the beforehandic ring you jumpy fabric starting up to yourself and partner. Here's a new and different way to care for your hands.
It's with truchet the beforehand lotion are really different idea and hand lotions. Use truchet before you get to work, before you do dishes, before you put your hands in dishwater or do light laundry. Trusche is so effective that it will guard your hands even in that hot soapy water. But you can also use Trusche as you use
ordinary hand lotions. Anytime your hands need a creamy softening lotion. So get Trusche and get an all-around hand lotion that also gives you beforehand protection. Get Trusche the beforehand lotion and get softer, lovelier hands.
Hello Duffy's Tavern, what do you like me? I actually demand you speak and Duffy ain't here. Oh, hello Duffy. Well, it looks like spring is here. Yes, spring. And the whole world kind of lousy.
What Mother's Nature's love wonders. Well, I might start this thing over again. Duffy's Tavern, what do you like? Springing the whole world allows you what Mother Nature's wonders. I'm out of practice I wasn't here last week. What? You ain't noticed nothing different, Duffy?
Well, just gaze your eyes out the window and what do you see? Mrs. Murphy's long underwear? Well, that proves it's spring. She ain't wearing them. Oh, she is, huh? She's sitting out on the fire escape? Well, she don't do that in a winter, so it proves it's spring. Yeah, the time of the year when the birds and the bees watch people and take notes.
Yeah, in other words, you know how all year long a guy sits around thinking about dames? Well spring is when he does something about it. Yeah, well Duffy, why don't you be more romantic? Don't spring me nothing to you. It means Eddie and me should get busy with the spring cleaning.
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