Duffy's Tavern · March 16, 1949 · 29 min · 4,114 words
The transcript of “Christmas Club or Archie Saves Money”, an episode of Duffy's Tavern first broadcast March 16, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Duffy's Tavern plays Duffy's Tavern free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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it does for the looks of your hair. Hello, Duffy Staven, what are you late to eat? Meet He's got you to imagine. He ain't here. Oh, hello, Duffy. Look, I just got quite a compliment.
Yeah, they got glass-eater from the circus. And he says our blue plate special lunch was delicious. Yeah, he left the lunch and ate the plate. Well, Duffy and his business, you know, he can't take chances with his stomach.
Another thing, the inspector from Waits and Measures was in, you know, and complained about the size of our whiskey jiggas. Yeah, he says they were too small, so I tricked him. I gave him a drink of our bar, Ryan.
Then he complained that jiggas was too big. Well, look, Duffy, I'm going down to bank to make a deposit. Well, yeah, nothing like having a little dope put aside. I, you know, I quit smoking and stopped going to movies and quit buying fancy clothes and keeping away from names.
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