Duffy's Tavern · March 9, 1949 · 29 min · 3,594 words
The transcript of “Archie Plans to Write a Script for TV with Marlene Dietrich”, an episode of Duffy's Tavern first broadcast March 9, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Duffy's Tavern plays Duffy's Tavern free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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By Talis, for well-groomed hair and Truchet, the hand lotion with the beforehand extra, bring you Duffy's Tavern with our guest tonight, Marlena Defrick, and starring Archie himself, Ed Gardner. Listen, this is important to every woman.
Get more from your hand lotion by getting Truchet, for Truchet is a different hand lotion with the beforehand extra. Truchet not only makes your hands feel softer and smoother, but Truchet's beforehand extra actually chapproofs your hands too.
As long as Truchet is on your hands while you're doing dishes or while you're outdoors, your hands will be protected against chapping, water chapping as well as weather chapping. And you can continue this protection during prolonged exposure by using Truchet frequently.
So for softer, lovelier, chapproof hands, begin today to use Truchet. Hello, Duffy's tapping, what do you eat, meat, meat, eat, ouchie, the man just bacon, Duffy ain't here. Hello, Duffy. Tonight, the Molina Dietrich. Mmm.
What a hunk of cheesecake. Man, beautiful Duffy, you know, half the men in America give anything to go out with her. And the other half is under 12 years of age. See, that's the one.
Now if you was a college boy out on a desert island she'd be the one most likely to Well, I'm writing a television show for it television Duffy such language Look television ain't that bad in fact if you just keep your eyes closed that don't sound the worst in radio Well, I gotta get busy, Duffy, I'll call you back.
I thought you'd give up writing for television after Mickey Rooney turned you down last week. Eddie, don't forget the old motto of that first you don't succeed, try again. Yeah, but don't you forget the other motto.
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