Balancing the Books

It's Wednesday night, so we take you out at Duffy's Tavern. With our guests tonight, Gary Moore and starring Archie himself, Ed Gardner. Duffy's Tavern is brought to you by Bristol Myers. Makers of Truche for softer, lovelier hands and by talons for well-groomed hair.

Truche by talons. Stay, man, your hair stays neater With white pallets every day And girls, your hands stay low When you guard them with Stabbin' when you leet me, theta, t'a'chie, the man just bacon'ed up, he ain't it Oh look, doppie Tonight, a friend of mine, Gary Moore, the collegiate-looking guy from the Take It or Leave It show.

Queen for a day would have crew haircut. Is he funny? Oh no, Duffy, he ain't supposed to be funny. He's a wit. Yeah, he does that swan, satirical stuff, you know, sort of a tame Oscar Wilde.

But he's a nice guy, Duffy, you know? He don't let his brains go through his head. A friend of yours is coming down tonight, too? An accountant to check the books, huh, that's nice? an account to check the books if i had to win and he plays i've been keeping up books for years and

you think the books have been keeping me this is practically an accusation i'm sorry eddie he's wise to me the audit is already on his way down he says just i'm dead well i'll let me do so short as hard as i find the story Did you ever hear of an order defining a longage?

Well, how much you think of the books as short? I mean, is it petty law snow, grain law snow? What do you mean? Well, is it rent money or brain market? Brain market? Eddie, it's fair enough that I'm a crook.