Duffy's Tavern · May 3, 1946 · 29 min · 4,220 words
The transcript of “Duffy Decides to Take Up Reading”, an episode of Duffy's Tavern first broadcast May 3, 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Duffy's Tavern plays Duffy's Tavern free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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It's Friday night, so we take you now to Duffy's tavern, starring Archie himself and Gardner. Say friends, let me ask you something. How well do you take care of your teeth? Oh, of course, you brush them regularly, but how about your gums?
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So friends, if you want firmer gums, brighter teeth and a more sparkling smile, begin right now to use IPANNA toothpaste and gum massage. Hello, Duffy, Simon, where do you leave me? See, don't you mind just speaking, Duffy ain't here.
Hello, Duffy. Yeah, pretty big crowd here tonight. Oh, Grogan, O'Flarety, Murphy, McCaffrey, Gilholi, Callahan, O'Hulahan, just a second, Duffy. Somebody just came in. Hello, Goldberg. Yeah, oh, Kelly's here in Moriarity. By the way, you ought to see Moriarity.
He's wearing a wig. Yeah, a toopy. Hmm, part of it in the middle. Well, it fits him pretty good, but I think he's wearing it wrong. Well, the pot runs from ear to ear. Yeah, I tried to tell him a secret and found myself whispering in his nose.
Well, he looks pretty good. He's had on his no tropical suit. The one he stole in Florida. Yeah. Mrs. Moriarity? Yes, she's what, it looks great too, nice, no dress, you know. Well, it's a little big on it, but you know, and Moriarity grabs them things.
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