Guest Diana Lynn ( #124)

Hello Duffy, starving when the elite meat feed ouchy to mind you speaking Duffy ain't here. Hello Duffy, coming down tonight? How you gonna stay home and suck your feet, huh? Well I thought you might like to meet Diana Lynn, the movie actress.

Huh? Is she the same with the West? How Duffy that's May West. Huh? Huh? No Duffy that's Betty Graybell. Huh? Huh? Huh? No Duffy that's Betty Graybell. Huh? What's with Diana Lynn? She plays the piano.

You're going to stay home and soak your feet. Well, Daffy, you should say to Dame. Well, pick your Mrs. Duffy 30 years and 200 pounds ago. Why is Diana coming down? Well, you see, I'm starting this piano correspondence force, the Archie Simplified method, or how to fight a piano with ten easy fingers.

And I'm gonna get Diana Lin to endorse the school. Well, Duffy, I'm trying to make some extra cash. I'm always talking about money. Well, that's the difference between you and me, Duffy. I talk about money and you keep it to yourself.

Well, look, I'm busy. Now I'll call you back. What you doing, Anandis? What are you doing, Anastasia? Oh, don't bother me now, Eddie. I got to work on this kind of finance course. Let's see.

Lesson number one. In order to become a great piano player, two things is required. A piano and a stool. The stool you select is very important, as the beginner must practice for hours on end.

Lesson number two. That's number two, forget lesson number one and buy a kazoo. Well, what's the idea of starting this correspondence course? Well, I have to, Eddie. I still owe so much dough on them correspondence courses that I took, I have to get off the hook.