Archie's teacher 'Piano Legs' Riblet Visits

So we take you now to Duffy Tavern starring Archie himself Ed Gardner Well, Duffy's tavern where the elite meets eat aren't you to man? Just bacon's up. He ain't here. Oh, look, Duffy Guess what I finally caught that guy that's been putting buttons in a telephone slot Well, he went into the booth made a long distance call and came out holding his pants up

So I figured it was a little suspicious So when I searched him, guess what I found? He was holding his pants up with lead quarters. And I also caught the guy who's been licking the salt off the pretzels.

Well, there again. I noticed a guy standing there to bar with a pin in his slop towel, Mach B-P-O-E, see? So I figured who but an elk would be licking the salt off the pretzels.

Very smart, huh? But by the way, that reminds me, me old schoolteacher is coming down here tonight. Yep, old piano legs, Riblet from PS4. She's visiting all her old pupils to see how they're doing in life, you know.

And Duffy, I'd like to do something to impress you, you know. Would it be all right if we bought an old tea bag? Well, we all went back from the laundry yet. But Duffy, she's got to drink something, huh?

Give her a shot or what? Duffy, this is a schoolteacher, an old spencer. Get one drink under there, Bolton, that's New Year's Eve! Don't worry, I'll handle it. I'll call you back. Eddie? Yeah, from Mr. Dolly.

Guess who's coming down tonight? Who? Miss Riblet from PS4. My old tutress. Yeah, damn it, he had to learn me practically everything I know. Every bit of culture I got in the world, so I want you to get a real duffy tavern dinner ready for a hmm?