Guest Alan Ladd ( #113)

We take you now to Duffy's Tavern with our special guest tonight Alan led and starting Archie himself Ed Gardner Hello Duffy's Tavern. What do you like me? D it Archie demand you speak in Duffy ain't here. Hello Duffy. I guess who's coming down here tonight Alan led Alan led One of the guys that was in the picture with me

He's the one that Mrs. Duffy always says I bet he don't put his bare feet on a kitchen table. Yeah, that's the guy. Well, look, I got to go now, Duffy. I'm writing a movie for Alan Ladd.

Yes, him and I are rather heat than me. We're thinking about producing it together. Now don't laugh, Duffy. This is a start. You don't know where I can go. Oh, you do. Well, when I get there, old man, hold the door open.

Will you? Ah, I'm a mitt, Archie. What is it, Eddie? You remember that man with the brown hair, slightly grey, the temples and the pilot in the middle? Oh, yeah, why? He left it here.

Well, that's good. Now we can cover that bald spot on a moose head. What else did you find among the wreckage, Eddie? Oh, nothing much. Mr. Moriarity's glass eye and his false teeth. Oh, he can't.

Moriarity certainly must have went home empty, handed. Yeah? What do you want me to do with him? Well, put the glass eye in the olive bottle. On the bottom, of course, Eddie. And send him back his false teeth.

Now I can't, today. Who let go of this pig foot? foot. Boy. What a fight that was. Right. Well, it was your own fault, Eddie. Well, it's part of your job to win the fair one as a breakers. But it ain't part of my job. It gets breakers seed. What started to fight anyway? Well, you see, it all started