Archie Hires Madam Zooma ( )

So we take you now to Duffy's Tavern. Wait, me, T.T. I'd just be making Duffy ain't here. Oh, look, Duffy, at the crowd. Oh, there's a couple of celebrities here. Well, for one, Horace Guttenberg, there's well-known Count-a-Fettet.

LAUGHTER Yeah, he's very happy. He just found a publisher for his no $10 bill. LAUGHTER And probably beat a December selection at a buck at a month club. LAUGHTER Well, I thought it was funny.

By the way, uh, Shammus Schmidt just dropped in, too. He just got out of the air core. Yeah, he didn't hear at the end of the bar with his back to everybody. Well, I guess it must be force of habit. He used to be a tail gunner.

Look, Duffy, uh, by the way, we gotta get rid of that no chef. Yeah, well, from his cook, and I think the guy must be a fateless. Yeah, he seems to figure we all gotta go sometime.

Well, we got to do something, Tuffy. All our business is going over to Grogons across the street. Huh? Well, I don't know, Tuffy. But when a customer walks out of Grogons, he's got a smile on his face.

Well, yeah, I know when they leave here to smile and, but Tuffy, are they walking? Well, take a something. Okay, then. If it's all beautiful, brunette, what are you doing there? I'm changing the level, which I want to pre-launch.

Changing a little way, but it's only been there for five weeks. And now, Steve, but this post-war meat just don't seem to have no endurance. But don't throw it away. Grind it up to chicken hash.

Anyways, as I was saying, if a tall, beautiful brunette comes in looking for me, aware of me, aware of her presence immediately, will you? A beautiful, well-dressed brunette looking for you. Who's looking for you?