Duffy's Tavern · September 28, 1945 · 29 min · 3,305 words
The transcript of “Guest Deems Taylor ( #99)”, an episode of Duffy's Tavern first broadcast September 28, 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Duffy's Tavern plays Duffy's Tavern free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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We take you now to Duffy's tavern Oh Duffy's tavern what do you eat me see to ask you to mind just bacon Duffy ain't here. Oh, oh Duffy tonight. They seem sailor Dean I can seem seven those Looked up either guy is a big shot in music and I want expert on operas Philharmonicus
And I went to met those concertos symphonies Now I can't ask a guy like that to fix the jukebox. Dean Taylor fixed the jukebox. Can you imagine what he charged? Now this is an important guy, Duffy. He deems this to America.
Music wide or rotten as the cheese. Well I'm going to let him listen to an opera which I have just wrote. Well, half of the way Hollywood gave me picture to cold shoulder, I figured that a successful opera will help me save faith.
If it's the same faith I use in a picture where I don't want to save it, look, Duffy, please, I better hang up before I am forced to like you. Now, we will see how this opera sounds.
It opens, the Duke has Lord's entire fortune. He sick would fever and malaria as he comes home from his mother's funeral. He walks into the house and he finds his wife He finds his wife in the arms of his best friend.
So turning to the audience, he stabs himself with his dagger as he sings, Oh, what a beautiful morning. Well, that's my thought, okay. Eddie, that's the second second day she should talk today. What's the matter with you?
No, no, I guess I must have lower plate wobble. I'm sorry, Mrs. Austin. The government spent $2 billion to split the atom. All he had to do was to bring it to you. I'm cut out the noise. I'm busy here.
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