Guest Pat O'Brien ( )

Again this week during the Danny K. Absence we present another great comedy cast. Tonight we take you now to Duffy's Tavern! Well Duffy's Tavern, what do you like me? I just need to mind you speaking Duffy ain't here.

Oh, Duffy, big crowd here tonight. Oh yeah, three drink O'Reilly, uh, foul mouth clarity. Yeah, and that quiet, talkin' Irish guy, Pat O'Brien. Yeah, the Irish hush. Hey, you seen him in a movie, Duffy, you know, a real he-man, broad-shouldered, rugged, and powerful, and yet with that certain something about him that the other guy always gets

the name. Hey, uh, what time you coming down, Duffy? Well, tonight is the big dinner. You're 33rd wedding anniversary. You forgot about it. Your memory's getting shorter since Mrs. Duffy's been beating you over the head with that baseball Well, you better not let her know you forgot this one, or instead of a short memory, you'll

line up with a tall memorial. I'll call you back. Fine, Clifton Finnegan, this Duffy, Eddie the waiter, Clancy the cop, Matty Melnick, and his orchestra, our guest star tonight, Pat O'Brien, and Archie himself, Ed Gardner.

Okay, Eddie, we gotta get ready for the Duffy's party now. Let's slip this sandbag on top of this big cake, yeah? Right. Now we head toward this 300 pound sack of flour. Let's see altogether that's 400 pounds. Ready?

Flip. That ain't a useless misterage of that beer cake. Just won't hold 400 pounds. Where is Mrs. Duffy gonna sit? Yes sir. You know that Mrs. Duffy is always a big seating problem. And every year the problem gets bigger.

What a big behemoth, I wonder what she does way. Just a second Archie. Maybe Mama is a little heavy, but she's built in perfect proportion. What's wrong with her? A stuffed yalmata has perfect proportion.