Guests Laird Cregar and Michelle Morgan ( )

A special rebroadcast for the American Armed Forces and their allies. You're invited to drop in where the elite meet to eat. Duffy's Tavern. Well Duffy's what do you eat meat to eat, Archie the man just spake and Duffy ain't here.

Oh, well Duffy, tonight's lead cricket. It's a horror guy from the movies. Huh? I sort of a king-sized Peter Larry. Yeah, he's in that picture delodgy, you know. Guy that walks around with a knife in his hand all the time.

Yeah, slash happy. Oh, but he's very polite about it. You know, he walks up to a beautiful dame, removes his hat and bows, then he removes her hat and had an oil. A fat guy, well, a toughy, he's reduced quite a bit.

Well, you know, you can take and streamline a locomotive, but when you get through it's still a locomotive. Yeah, okay, I'll call you back later, Duffie. What kind of a greetin' you think I ought to give that to a cray guard tonight?

What do you think I ought to say to the guy? Well, you could say, good evening. What America needs is a good fast sent cray guard. That is very coarse humor. Now this guy's a big guy acting, you know?

And I like to make them important Hollywood guys, Eddie. Them guys got an appreciation of life, you know? A zest for gust. A love for living, you know? And a hatred for tipping. Eddie, you're always thinking about money.

Don't be so moisturized. Besides, a guy like this great guy might give you a job in one of his movies. What good is a job and a picture with that guy? Just when the audience is getting used to you, you're liquidated.