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Guests Susan Hayward and Frank Buck ( )

Duffy's Tavern · March 23, 1943 · 29 min · 2,855 words

The transcript of “Guests Susan Hayward and Frank Buck ( )”, an episode of Duffy's Tavern first broadcast March 23, 1943. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Duffy's Tavern plays Duffy's Tavern free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The special service division invites you soldiers, sailors, and Marines of the United Nations to drop in at Duffy's Tavern. Hello, Duffy's. What do you eat? Mate, eat, hot, you know man, you're speaking, Duffy ain't here.

Oh, hello, Duffy. Hey, Duffy, you know we got coming here tonight? Susan Haywood and Frank Buck. Huh? Well, uh, Haywood's not some dead and Buck brings him back alive. What the Susan Hayward looked like?

Well, Duffy, remember the first letter Mrs. Duffy wrote you? Yeah, before she hooked you. Remember what was the letter describing herself to you? Well, Susan actually looks like that. Uh, Frank Buck? Well, he looks more like Mrs. Duffy.

Hey, Duffy, if I got married, say to this Hayward Dame, would you give me a raise a raise would you lower my salary how you can hear me huh look look I make 15 bucks a week could say with overtime tips and bonuses it comes to 15 a quarter how can I support a wife and family on that go right send

wanted to kids out the work. What kids I ain't even held a hand yet. Oh, oh, why I get with you. Good. I wasn't as Miss Duffy, a poem to nature by anonymous, Archie. Oh, mother nature, mother nature. How could anybody hate you? What are you talking about? Nature, Miss Duffy. You know, you ain't lived till you've slept out

in the open with the ouch for a pillow and a blue sky for a blanket. Archie, have you been locked out of your room again? Certainly not. I just happen to be a guy with red hemat problems in his blood.

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