Song · Dr. Elmo · 2 min · 166 words
The transcript of “Redneck Dracula”, an episode of Dr. Elmo. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays Dr. Elmo free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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When I fall, I go out for a little bite. So I prowl around the empty street, Then I heard a violent and twangy beat. I shuffle in and get a yell, Now I'm in, when brought to myself.
Witness death! Direct from Pennsylvania! Witness death! Kentucky, not Romania! Witness death! Lunch me now! Flowing and the joint was buzzing. And a big-haired gal who resembled my cousin was over in the corner trying to score with my old-grade-loving pal Egoire!
He introduced me to a tasty trucker with I said, what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Direct from Pennsylvania! I got the WrestleMania! Pusted all on the mechanical bull! Oh she loves me for Bubba and they're having a bash, walking NASCAR and Brailler track.
Brailler up, momma. So I system myself with no great loss. No veins had no blood if barbeque saw. From Pennsylvania. I got me to WrestleMania! But a chicken fried steak threw my heart.
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