Guests - Jack Benny and Margaret Truman

Neutralite. Neutralite. Neutralite. Neutralite. Neutralite presents The Dennis Day Show. Yes, the Dennis Day Show. Reduced to transcribed in Hollywood with George Weil at Oxford. And Dennis Special guests, Margaret Truman and Jack Benny. And now here he is, the star of our show.

Mr. Benny, look, this is my show, remember? Yes, I mean, I think you're a little confused. Look at your dentist day, aren't ya? Yeah.

Today is Sunday, isn't it? Yeah. Well, the product we're selling here is round and firm and fully packed, isn't it? Yeah. And it's fine and light? No, it's neutral light. You just played their song, Jack.

Listen. Can it be the spring that seems to bring alfalfa into this room? Oh, no, it isn't the spring. It's watercress and parsley in bloom. And now for his second number, Dennis Day, the sweetheart of Nutralight, will sing Falling in Love with Love.

Falling in Love with Love is falling for make believe. Falling in Love with Love is playing a fooling too much, a such a juvenile fancy. Learning to trust is just for children in school I fell in love with love one night when the moon was full I was on wise with eyes unable to see

I fell in love with love with love everlasting Oh, Lord! And as you just got the show off to a wonderful start. Gee, thanks, Jack.

And you know the rest of the show looks pretty good to me too. You're here and Margaret Truman is coming over and... Uh-oh. I just remembered. What? Well, right at this point, Zajah Gabor was supposed to come on, but she was called away and here we are stuck with the script.