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Dennis Imitates Hollywood Stars (2nd Half)

Day In The Life Of Dennis Day · March 5, 1949 · 14 min · 1,675 words

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You are Miss Baker. Yes, but I wish you'd call me rude. I wish you'd call me a cab. Goodbye. No, wait. Come back here. Oh, that's just what I had in mind. Come here. Hey, let's call me. Wait.

Ha ha! So I caught you making love to my wife, you rat. Huh? You, founder, forcing her to kiss you, using your superior strength to hold her helpless in your arms. What are you saying?

Miss Baker, let go of a minute so he can concentrate. This is all a mistake! Don't give me that, you home wrecker! I caught you with the kitchen fat in the fire! I'm looking for a party!

And I'm a booking agent! I handle big theatrical stars! You should have thought of that before you be followed this innocent bathe! Your name will be on every front page in the country! Oh no, please! You'll ruin my career!

Well, I'll give you one chance! There's a train out of here in an hour! Be on it and I'll forget the whole thing! An hour?! But I have a big charity broadcast to do tomorrow night!

You heard me, buddy! Okay, okay, I'm going, I'm going, goodbye. Oh, it's good. No, oh, I'm so happy I could kiss you. You said it, I heard you, you said it, you said it! Please take it, no, wait, Mr. Bendon, come back!

And you really ran in clean out of town, Dennis? Yep, he'll never bother your wife again. Heh, heh, ain't I, lulu though? No, you certainly are. Dennis, I don't know how to thank you for- Would you like to see the evening paper, boys?

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