The Cigar Slogan Contest ( #114)

Ladies and gentlemen, Dennis Day! Every thong I sing, I'll sing and I hope I can drink your smart. A day in the life of Dennis Day! Here's Dennis to sing, I Never See Maggie Alone.

She brings her father, her mother, Her sister and her brother, Oh, I never see Maggie alone. She brings her uncle and cousins She's gotten by the cousins, oh I never see Maggie alone And if I fall, say to her sweet, where shall we meet?

Supposing that we, she brings her father, her father Who's her sister and her brother, oh I never see Maggie alone I bought a roadster to see this I even had it heated so that I could see Maggie alone While we were writing and kissing The engine started missing and we were a long way from home

I got right out then as fast as I could I found what was wrong For when I raised the wood there was her father Her mother, her sister, and see Maggie alone. And they she said she was wishing that I would take her fishing, oh, I knew I'd see Maggie alone.

In a canoe then, we too then, with gliding all the water, far from the noise of her home. I threw my line, I thought I'd pack a prop. I got a bite, and I pull the line right out there.

Was her father, her father, her sister, and her brother. Oh, I never see Maggie alone. I never see Maggie alone. Well, if our young hero Dennis Day can be said to have pursued a career during his short lifetime, that career is entering contest.

Oh, we're sad to relate in vain. Once Lady Luck smiled briefly when a crazy show called and asked him the first name of a famous singer whose last name was Crosby. But Dennis fainted and by the time he'd recovered sufficiently the shot Bob into the telephone, Jack Benny was on the air.