Song - The Streets of Laredo

Dennis Day, be Benadarret in your truly vern Smith in cooperation with the National Safety Council, bring you an unsafe day in the life of Dennis Day. Dennis went fishing the other day and managed to catch three pretty bats.

As he was walking home carrying the fish in front of him so everybody could see them, who should Dennis bump into fish first but Mrs. Anderson, his sweetheart's mother? Dennis, get those filthy things out of my face.

Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Anderson. What would you think of me now? The same thing I've been thinking of you ever since my daughter, Milgrid, first let you in the house. I knew they ought to hang you, but I never knew before that it was fish scales they should hang you from.

Is that so? Well, I'm glad Milgrid isn't like you, because if she were, I wouldn't be her husband. If you were my husband, Dennis Day, I'd give you poison. Why were your husband I take it?

Dennis, you'll never get the best of Mrs. Anderson. How about singing instead? All right, Fern. How would you like the streets of Lareda? It was just Ramlin' through the streets of Laredo, Just another stranger that day, on my way to anywhere.

He was wondering through the streets of Laredo, The doe be woe so old And who goes I saw her there At me passing by And her eyes spent a moment with my And all at once Seems a beaut, so can you kind of shine Never tell me, Dennis,

What did you do after you bust Mrs. Anderson with a bag? Well, I was walking on down the street when I noticed the driver of a big black car. He was an ice average looking man taking his wife and three children for a drive.