The Curse of the Neanderthal

She's probably gone out for a spot of tea or a date with one of the music hall boys. I know people who are quiet.

Isn't she pretty when she's excited, hey? Oh, quiet, quiet. I'll play. I'll play. I'll play. I would any one be so anxious to call one's sister anyway. I can't for the life of me imagine.

Will you two please go take a walk or something? I'll play. Are you there? You could write your sister a letter you know instead of trying to call her on distance. I'm probably getting in touch with her sooner.

Are you there, operator? Oh, I had her on the line just a moment ago. Now, if it were her young man she were calling, I'd know why she's so very anxious. I say, oh man, it's all happening. I am the lady's young man.

Well, I have nothing to do with either, obviously don't stop teasing me. My dear girl, you really want to get that call through to your sister? Oh, no, I'm just standing here jiggling this receiver for the exercise.

Ajax says it's good for the arm muscles. Operator, will you please answer? Here, old girl, let me have a try. Go away don't bother me. Commit me, may be related to assist you. No Reggie.

One time now, one time. Reggie this calls important. Just why I am so anxious to help you. Now look here operator, we've been right. What's that? Yes, into a telephone transmitter, but I'd be back.

I say now look here my girl if you want. Give me that machine though. But Mandy. Are you there operator? Yes. I wish to place a call with a disconnecti. This is Amanda Loveland. Yes.